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OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


BLANKETS - Cheaper than a prostitute and twice as cuddly


TAGS: prostitutes and blankets have their similarities
Rating: 2.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 22, 2010, 4:13 pm
Some of them charge more for kinky stuff like that. So I've been told.
Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:59 pm
Because so many men hire a prostitute to cuddle...
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:54 am
Ummmmm......


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


THE IRS -


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!


TAGS: august challenge someone is consummating their wedding
Rating: 3.07/5

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
Ummmm.., do you think that she can get away with wearing white..?? somehow I don't think so..!! The 'stag do' would have been fun...


FRIDAY NIGHT POKER GAMES - keep the chips and dip coming


TAGS: they kept their poker face
Rating: 4.79/5

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pieman - June 17, 2010, 9:23 am
LOL! I love poker nights. I like the nights we play cards too.
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 5:55 pm
ROR! My mama does love pie!


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


UGLY TRUTH -




VENGEANCE -




FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background


TAGS: well known for their bravery
Rating: 3.92/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am
5 *Giggles*.


GUINEA PIGS - They like their porn


TAGS: guinea pigs they like their porn
Rating: 2.27/5

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chriZzZzable - March 13, 2011, 2:21 pm
squeeze them and there eyes will get bigger


REVENGE -




PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE - The should certainly get Al Qaeda's attention


TAGS: going retro on their ass
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
I due the same thing.
Airman - March 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
damnit.. that is a really cool picture, and I get in a hurry and don't proof read. Thanks for looking a bit sideways
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:04 pm
Mod lite fail! I read right over it anyways Airman
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I totally missed that, sorry.
Airman - March 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
*THIS, not the


MEMORIAL DAY -




AGDANIELE - Master of the Obvious and yet...penniless.


TAGS: agdaniele keeps them on their toes
Rating: 3.66/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:00 am
Definitely not, Random... but to me, that's what makes us better... more understanding of others. And it's why I don't understand the constant crapping on some of the Greybeards. It's a new day... guess it just comes with the times.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
Oh I went to the very very first ones. What did I learn? Noone started off making 5'ers. Noone.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
My oldest posters REALLY suck but then...so do a lot of my newer ones. What have I learned? Well, that's apparent. Not much.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:56 am
You're only a half-day away.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No, Random. Stop. NAO.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
I'd thank you for not going past my 2nd page, Random.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
Since first coming here, I never liked the timmys who didn't make posters for awhile before being critics. Once you put your heart into a few and get railroaded into 1L-ville, you don't get a good appreciation for what it takes... and means.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
I've actually been going through everyones old old posters actually. It's funny to see how everyone started.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
I came onto this site quietly... made crap poster after crap poster for awhile... tunnels, too. Complimented good posters, and shut up otherwise... until the grammar/spelling nazi came out in me.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
That's what makes you grand, though. Without you berating/encouraging the motifakers...this place wouldn't be what it is.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:51 am
Yeah.... that got me to re-think my... outspokenality here.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:50 am
This one! It's great!
Camden - August 22, 2009, 4:02 pm
have aliases much boot,Sudz, Boop, Derp, Duhh, Dweeb, Moop, Morp, Borp, The Messiah, Zorp, f*cked, fg, Murp, Beep, Jeep, Burp, Gorp, Weep, Bleep, Meep, Gurp, Bloop, Turbinator, Zoop, Cartman, Gort, Bert, Duh, Jules, Toop,Woop, Godd*mn, Giggles, Dupe,ect.?
Boot - August 22, 2009, 9:43 am
Calvin and Hobbes for the win.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Hilarious, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
5+ So Funny! Good Job LD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
5 Lions. But I'd watch out LD Aggy might send the Mexican Mafia after you.


IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"


TAGS: leaf leaves remember their sacrifice eternal cycle nature
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:24 pm
*sniff sniff...sigh*
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:27 pm
Nice!


LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -




REALITY LORD - WE NEED TO LOOSE HIM -




PROFESSIONAL DOMESTIC HELP -


TAGS: i love their work
Rating: 4.65/5

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Peso - January 4, 2011, 9:04 am
@FF, someone is always making the wisecracks about the blondes eh? I suppose the candystripper and the carimba dancer are actually being productive. Personally I think the one on her knees is worth bringing back tomorrow...
Firefly - June 8, 2010, 2:09 pm
That blonde has a funny way of doing the ironing.....


CHICKFAKES -


TAGS: this just in 3 out of 4 motimen don t ask their gals if their butts are to big in bicycle shorts
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Bone!...FTW!!! 5L!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 1:46 pm
Lawlz.......Briton of Chickfake!!!
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:43 pm
Amsome! 5L


SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


REFEREE - for once putting his head up someone else's ass


TAGS: refs always have their heads up someone s posterior it s just usually their own
Rating: 4.41/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Amsome! 5L DL


DINOSAURS -




EVOLUTION -




YOU ARE RIGHT -


TAGS: fukc bums and their posters they showed up on
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 6:14 pm
If only I had a quarter for every time I wanted to do that! 5 cardboard signs!


OBSTACLES - Some men refuse to enter, due to an overwhelming sense of shame. I refuse to enter as I might come across a lady whose image of wearing items from the store will cause violent vomiting.


TAGS: victorias secret godd bless their online store
Rating: 3.81/5

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pieman - April 20, 2010, 2:57 pm
You can't avoid it. You can see her canckles from across the Mall. My EYES!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:26 pm
Nice one Jmac.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
WIN!


CHOMPERS - Now streaming "live video" from the back of his van! Subscribe now for $2.99 a month!




HEARTS AND MINDS -


TAGS: cowboy cheerleader honorary troops 72 virgins have wanked to their poster
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:11 am
Till there was no one left. *sigh*
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:05 am
I think that LD was in charge of that detail in Alaska...
MO - September 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
Cowboys!! Cheerleaders!!! What's not to love??? Game's on in 5!!! I'm out!!


ELEPHANT MODESTY -


TAGS: shoulders of giants or at least their haunches
Rating: 3.39/5

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Sean - October 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I agree. Not my favourite either.
Dude 4515 - October 24, 2009, 5:36 pm
something just seemed off with this one. not your best work. still damn funny though. 4/5


TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


ABOUT TIME!! - its about time we gave back men their natural jobs (stupid machines)


TAGS: give men back their jobs
Rating: 2.83/5

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sparx - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
hmmm - judging by the shape of the cutouts, he could probably do a prostate check as well...


JUST ADMIT IT HONEY - We're lost. You just should have asked the courteous giraffe the way.




PROTESTERS - I bet some one had to buy that sheet, but luckly no one buy's their shit!


TAGS: protestersi bet some one had to buy that sheet but no one buys their shit protest
Rating: 1.88/5

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Zetmonk - January 30, 2012, 6:00 am
Please make a poster of his poster agdaniele, using your comment. I'd like to favourite it...
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 8:00 pm
In the spirit of this poster, I'll barter with you... you give me that spare apostrophe, and I'll trade you my lower case i to use in luckly. Deal?


nonsensical nonsense #8 -




Pessimists -


TAGS: pessimists open their eyes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 5:00 pm
And a very "I cant get my pants on cuz someones' foot is up my arse" thank you Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:58 pm
Yep...I'm clever, but I cant promise perfection...teehee. Thanks Zet!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 4:56 pm
Whoa there Silvie! Cants will do in this case...you're horrible. But in a right up my alley kinda horrible...thanks hun.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:49 am
Bravo
Zetmonk - July 20, 2013, 4:01 am
Perhaps it's a word play on pants, with cants used to refer to pessimists always saying something cant work. Cants are pretty clever then.
Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 3:07 am

If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of 'pants', very funny. If it's intended to say 'cants' instead of another word - [substitute the 'A' for a 'U'] - it's even funnier! Double 5Ls for the double funny!


FIXED INCOME -


TAGS: elderly couple pizza pie taste like their sofa
Rating: 4.87/5

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ughomer - February 24, 2013, 6:00 pm
Perfect sentiment!


Words to live by -


TAGS: rednecks appear to live by a language all their own man bra fairs
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:34 am
Sorry, old joke my parents used to pull. We'd all be in the car, my dad would see a someone walking their dog, and he'd say, “That is one UGLY dog!" Then my mother would follow it up with, “Yeah, even the one on the leash.". . . . I'll see myself out :D
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:31 pm
And that mohair bra...needs a few less hairs! Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:57 am
That i5 one ugly man! Ugh! And the one on the left, too.


ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE -


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


COWBOY BOOTS -


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!


SPOT THE LOON -




Games -


TAGS: canadians love their hockey beer games
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:57 pm
That's easy...1st move up here to Canada, 2nd bring over a bottle of rye to my place and 3rd I'll teach you how to play. You open for say Saturday?
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh Ugs, I could laugh you under the hockey game table!
Oldsod - May 2, 2014, 7:50 pm
I want one...
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 5:44 pm
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


SIMPLE THINGS -


TAGS: wise before their years
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 9:21 pm

It's never to late for joining up, we are glad you are here
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 7:40 pm
See, this compilation…..this pic, caption, and hilarious comment is what it’s all about. The trifecta of motifake. Dang, I was born into this motilife a bit late.
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 6:17 pm
*sniff* stupid poster *sniff* 5 runny noses


THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




HONOR -


TAGS: team canada tribute they honored their bet
Rating: 4.07/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:42 pm
HA! You beat me to it GS. Mine was going along the lines of Looking Foolish over national pride. 5Ls, well done dude.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 9:03 pm
rematch sign up are in the forum
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
5L and that's some esteemed company.
TheTrashHeap - February 25, 2010, 7:53 pm
Looks like we may have a chance at redemption. 5L
CANADA - February 25, 2010, 3:13 pm
Deal me in next hand!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 3:09 pm
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Considering where your mouth has been GS.....you're awful cocky. 5L
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:16 pm
GS has been keeping score for the Winners (US) and the losers (everybody else) in the US v Canada thread. Sign up there....
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:14 pm
I am down what are the terms? and who all wants in.
MO - February 25, 2010, 2:12 pm
I see the US sweeping!! Hell, I'd be surprised it Canada even wins the next game.......
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 2:05 pm
Any American that goes for Canada is an effin communist in my book! At least as far as this bet goes!!!!!!!
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 2:00 pm
I would get in on that. though i am not sure who will win. i dont see the US taking them twice. still hard to root for canada
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 1:59 pm
Ditto! Im game!
MrRandom - February 25, 2010, 1:58 pm
I'm up for another round if both teams go to gold.
MO - February 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
Awwwwwww!!! 5 meeses!!


DORITOS -


TAGS: the secret of their origins
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:34 pm
Funny!


TIMING -


TAGS: by the river of blood the children cry their evils ruined by an alibi
Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
YOu're going to sterilize it, right? With the fingerprints? Yeesh!
MrRandom - January 9, 2010, 3:03 am
Probably charges you extra.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:42 am
If the Rabi takes too much off the top, do you get a refund or a discount?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Ti Ming is one of my favorite eastern philosophers. Great job! You brought subtlety to the fore, with cutting wit.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:14 am

painful either way
Narutarded - January 3, 2010, 8:53 am
Or in this case, a well-timed "bris" joke.


GENOCIDE -


TAGS: all that is left are their organs
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
Don't worry TTH, we might be able to get some DNA from those figs
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 12:52 am
Papa...Papa? noooooooooooooo
BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 9:31 am
Thanks CANADA
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:29 am
i lol'd
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:38 pm
Snow Balls...hehehehe I said balls
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:36 pm
And yet, the mounties still turn a blind-eye when it's reported.


GIFTEDNESS -




FIRE WORKS - Russia has their own version




KILLING IS THEIR BUSINESS - Kosher or not they'll take care of you


TAGS: killing is their business
Rating: 1.1/5

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Owen - October 2, 2008, 5:43 pm
Is business good?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:38 pm
Murky.


THE BRADY'S HOUSE - It's uncanny!




GRAMMAR POLICE -




HO HO HO now leave me alone! -


TAGS: santa sits around the house year round noone blinks an eye i dont leave the house for 3 days everyone loses their minds
Rating: 5/5

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DirtyOldMan - December 25, 2016, 9:36 am
Actually, that is not true. To Russia, for example, he comes on New Years eve, not christmas
JesusWept - December 25, 2016, 9:10 am
Santa only comes once a year. In the chimney :-O
Reality Lord - December 25, 2016, 8:28 am

lol merry christmas silver


Dress Code -




Mixed Messages -


TAGS: signs everywhere rolled their eyes
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 9, 2015, 8:36 am
Well, this should pretty much take care of whatever remaining thought provoking granules are left in my skull
concern3 - March 9, 2015, 1:21 am
Yes a 5er


Timmies -


TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!


State Champs -


TAGS: don t challenge their fencing team
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2016, 3:41 am
very funny, UP yours
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 9:26 pm

Nice to see you, Yukkie!


Willing Captives -




Opinions -




Winged Frog -




Warranties -




FEISTY WOMEN -


TAGS: always get their man humor
Rating: 3.73/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:21 pm

Thank you, darlin'! Yours was, too. I had a great time making this one, but don't know enough about the program I use to figure out how to make something this big without having to compress it before I upload. The original is sharp. Ah well. Smoochers!~
Airman - April 19, 2012, 2:55 pm
MOST EXCELLENT


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